How to make yourself loved by your future "subjects" Part 2

Well I stand corrected - apparently everybody is selling out of memorabilia for the wedding of the century!

Maybe the happy couple have done the tat merchants a favour after all ;-)

Attics across the world will now be stuffed with commemorative mugs and plates in the hope that they will one day be worth a quid or two more, and we won't be able to escape from images of the gruesome gurners at car boot sales for the next twenty years.

(Yes, you are right, I am not a monarchist ;-)